January 3, 2012

Why thank you, I WILL take that last slice of cheesy bread. Opportunistic Joanne takes no prisoners.

November 17, 2011

I listened to so much Taylor Swift while studying in college that whenever I hear it at work I get SUPER PRODUCTIVE #pavlovian

November 8, 2011

No one should listen to NPR right now. It will make puppy dogs seem depressing.

November 7, 2011

Made crawfish gravy, creamed biscuits, and kale brussels sprout salad to prep for my Thanksgiving #bonappetit challenge @margotungsten

November 5, 2011

Love that thawing feeling when you put your toes near a space heater

November 5, 2011

I can vouch for all of these things: http://t.co/6uW5tbez Perfect for a day like today.

November 4, 2011

RT @justlttlethings: 47. When a baby holds your finger. #justlittlethings

August 3, 2011

Solving the debt ceiling…http://t.co/8ESa6qM

July 30, 2011

Ahhhh so jealous! I want.@SuJason25: Bacon bloody mary - for future thanksgivings http://t.co/3UViwkd

July 23, 2011

Thank you dry heat for making my contacts feel like stickers on my eyes.