Why thank you, I WILL take that last slice of cheesy bread. Opportunistic Joanne takes no prisoners.
I listened to so much Taylor Swift while studying in college that whenever I hear it at work I get SUPER PRODUCTIVE #pavlovian
No one should listen to NPR right now. It will make puppy dogs seem depressing.
Made crawfish gravy, creamed biscuits, and kale brussels sprout salad to prep for my Thanksgiving #bonappetit challenge @margotungsten
Love that thawing feeling when you put your toes near a space heater
I can vouch for all of these things: http://t.co/6uW5tbez Perfect for a day like today.
RT @justlttlethings: 47. When a baby holds your finger. #justlittlethings
Solving the debt ceiling…http://t.co/8ESa6qM
Ahhhh so jealous! I want.@SuJason25: Bacon bloody mary - for future thanksgivings http://t.co/3UViwkd
Thank you dry heat for making my contacts feel like stickers on my eyes.